Satire | Epiphanies on January 20, when Donald Trump took oath as the 47th president of the U.S.
My plan for 2025 is to start a new career as a mediator. I would go around mediating wherever I see conflict. For my sustained contributions to conflict-resolution, I would be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, which I would refuse — because I am not doing it for personal glory but to make the world great again.